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Connected I Type with my Index Fingers Really Fast 0
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Connected That's Just How Physics Works 2
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Connected Move an Apple IIc to get Diapers 4
Connected Do YOU think it's a problem? 0
Connected You Found Things You Didn't Know You Had 0
Connected Do 42 iPods even exist? 1
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Connected Stacks and Stacks 1
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Connected It's Forty More than I Expected 1
Connected Let's Talk about iPads 0
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Connected There are Things that I Miss 0
Connected Not the iPhone 9 3
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Connected You Strike Me as a Wheel Guy 9
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Analog(ue) What's The Deal with Animal Crossing? 1
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Connected This is my Platform 1
Connected I Don't Know about You Guys 2
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Connected Pushing This Thing Way Further 1
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Upgrade I Need More Tea, But I Don't Have It 4
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Upgrade Feel Good Comedy 2
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Connected I Put This App on my Homescreen 2
Connected Still Trying to Figure Out What They Do 0
Connected The Ugliest Manmade Creation I've ever seen 2
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Connected I Kinda Want to Buy a Cube 1
Connected Young People relate to the Cube 7
Connected Boring Laptop Wins 0
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Connected The Final Round 0
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Connected Imaginary iPad 2
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Connected Try Me 0
Connected Bath Follow-Up 3
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Connected I Don't Believe the Joker Works at Apple 10
Connected Incredibly Danger Prone 1
Connected What is your Theory? 1
Connected Bunch of Conspiracy Theories 2
Connected If Marketing Says So 0
Connected Where are the Simpsons? 0
Connected Geographically, they have not 2
Connected You got a point 0
Connected I may have read it 0
Connected Currently, I will go naked 3
Connected Rubadubdub my friend 4
Connected We have computers to talk about 0
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Upgrade I want that; I want that 1
Upgrade Just Ask It On My Own 0
Connected Good Luck With That 0
Connected Leave Me Alone 0
Connected My Phone Blew Up 2
Connected Restoring All Day 1
Connected I Assume It Was You 0
Connected But It's Better than a Pandemic 0
Connected I'm Not Buying Any More Domains 9
Connected Release it Now! 0
Connected Full of Bugs 1
Connected It's Not Rock Solid; It's Actually Full of Bugs 0
Connected Doing the Dance Again 5
Connected Most People Don't Know That This is Possible 1
Connected Spectacularly Bad Situation 1
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Upgrade Weird Chart 0
Upgrade Their Engineers Need to Engineer 5
Upgrade I Don't Think It Is a Mass Hallucination 1
Upgrade Or Are They a Dinosaur 1
Upgrade Could WWDC be Skipped? 0
Upgrade Good Luck Getting In 1
Upgrade Well, You Can't 0
Upgrade And Then The Music Starts Playing... 2
Upgrade Darker Places in the Internet 2
Upgrade Don't Install that Software 0
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Upgrade Check Marks and All This Stuff 0
Upgrade People do Dumb Stuff 0
Upgrade I have nothing to say about this really 1
Connected That Makes Even Less Sense 1
Connected Who Does This? 1
Connected Has Anybody Seen an Email App Before? 4
Connected YES! 1
Connected Winking At You 1
Connected I Don't Even Remember What the Name Was 1
Connected Cables and Stuff 1
Connected Proper Tetris 1
Connected I think I've heard of that before 0
Connected If you want to leave, it's fine 1
Connected Take Your Own Screenshots 2
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Connected Did he leave?! 1
Connected Wholly Unnecessary, but Amazing 1
Connected It Gets Complicated 0
Connected Just Another One in the Mix 0
Connected That's A Lot of Work 0
Connected Bad Deal 0
Connected Remove a Ton of Baggage 0
Connected They Have a Hotline You can Call 1
Connected This is the worst thing you could have done to me 1
Connected You know what? You do you. 1
Connected If you are an Oligarch 1
Connected Wow, this is incrediblke 0
Connected Somebody Does Want This 0
Connected This is a real company; they do things 1
Connected No, They Don't. This is all Fake. 1
Connected That's Creepy... 0
Connected You have a new Dad 0
Connected That's Like a Whole Thing 1
Connected Me toooooo, yes 0
Connected They did get it, but not good 0
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Connected I've seen literally nobody 1
Connected Bless Them 0
Connected It was a whole thing 1
Connected I can't count really 0
Connected Nobody ever says that, but you could say that 1
Connected Nobody every says that, but you could say that 0
Connected As You Start Writing 0
Connected Just going to move on, you weirdo 1
Connected I just shotgunned that thing 0
Connected It's a Big Ask 0
Connected I get your point 0
Connected Going to Put This Person on a Podcast 1
Connected And No Faces 0
Connected For our customers with fingers... 1
Connected Not Better than FaceID 1
Connected Cuz it's bad 0
Connected When and What Else? 1
Connected HeadPods are Back. Baby! 4
Connected It is still very bad 0
Connected Spoiler Alert 1
Connected Terrible User Experience 1
Connected Make a good mobile website 1
Connected READABILITY 0
Connected I got a win situation over here 0
Connected This is a Funny Name 1
Connected Oh boy, does it. 0
Connected No, not a thing 0
Connected It's Basically Dead Now 1
Connected Blah blah blah; take it down 2
Connected Clown Vomit 2
Connected Doesn't Surprise Me 0
Connected I would be all over this 1
Connected Per Myke's Request 0
Connected Even if it is decades apart 0
Liftoff NASA did its thing 0
Liftoff People who helped Feynman 0
Liftoff One Giant Burst 0
Liftoff Operate all the Robots 1
Liftoff Make that Bumper Sticker 1
Liftoff Crumb Concerns 1
Liftoff Not Authorized for Space Eating 1
Connected I Still Want Buttons 1
Connected Sorry, it's Just a Keyboard 3
Connected Good Luck not Waking up the Entire Building 6
Connected Accidentally Broken Everything 1
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Connected One Line of HTML 4
Connected It's Just Black 0
Connected It's Out There 0
Liftoff Kinda Weird Shaped 0
Liftoff We Know it is Shaped Kinda Weirdly 0
Liftoff A Very Important Star 1
Liftoff Little Baby Space Shuttle 0
Liftoff The Spacecraft was Confused 0
Liftoff Took it to the boat 0
Connected What'd You Put it in the Cart For? 3
Connected That's Not Happening Today 1
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Connected It's Flex more than Anything 1
Connected Even the Packaging is Bananas 1
Connected Time is Strange 1
Connected Federico's Ears Don't Work 2
Connected The Plague of this Episode 1
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Connected Creepy or Scary Things 0
Connected I don't know what is going on 1
Connected Sometimes I Tap on It 3
Connected I Have no idea what this error message means 2
Connected He Followed My Instructions to the Letter 0
Connected I Think Grey Will Like It 0
Connected That's All I Have to Say 1
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Connected I'm Conflicted on This 0
Upgrade After Launch, what's it like? 2
Upgrade Video Game, you're a genius 2
Upgrade Favorite Apple Arcade Game 0
Upgrade Accept something is a failure 1
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Upgrade I don't see a path forward 1
Upgrade Well done us is what I am saying 1
Upgrade Touched the Third Rail 0
Upgrade I don't have a ceiling 0
Upgrade You Reversed the Streams, NOOOO 0
Upgrade Thank you sir, may I have another 2
Upgrade You lose your dignity, your individualism 1
Upgrade I'm fine with it; it's fine 1
Connected We've gone on way too long 1
Connected Is it slippery as hell back there? 0
Connected If I saw it in the street I'd be scared of it 1
Connected Can I go now? 0
Connected This is an Ugly Object 2
Connected No, It's Ugly 2
Connected Never Ever Let People See Me 1
Connected Well, more than one problem 1
Connected It'd be Cooler if it Worked 1
Connected He Loves Punishment 0
Connected I could be wrong 1
The Pen Addict Things in my Cart 2
The Pen Addict Costs me money every time 4
The Pen Addict This is how you win 1
The Pen Addict Thiccckkk Book 0
The Pen Addict Pure Weirdness 1
The Pen Addict Super Lowkey 1
The Pen Addict moderately interested in pens 1
The Pen Addict this is my pick 1
Connected Crazier Things Have Happened 2
Connected Tempted me with this Button 1
Analog(ue) Not a High Bar for Me 0
Connected I feel like I'm confused, though 1
Connected Yes. Yes. I Don't. 1
Connected Everybody has to do everything 1
Connected Isn't That The Point of This Technology? 2
Connected That Weirdo Telling Someone Not to Buy Something 3
Connected Obscene Amount of Stickers 2
Connected It's Got a Nose 3
Connected They are living in the past 0
Connected I can't believe that this is happening 1
Connected Are you being serious right now?? 1
Connected Get into the Keyboard 0
Connected Make it Good because It's a BIg Machine 0
Connected International Nightmare is Over 2
Connected More and More Desperate Every Week 1
Connected I Agree with Some of Stephen's Comments 4
Connected The UI Can Get Pretty Junky 1
Connected Pour One Out for my Short Love Affair 1
Connected TvOS Hacks Dot Net 2
Connected I just don't want the video 0
Connected There's Two Things... There's Three Things 1
The Pen Addict It's Weird, Right 1
The Pen Addict Mixing and Matching 1
The Pen Addict Jump through the screen 2
The Pen Addict What is THAT one?!? 1
The Pen Addict The hardest askTPA question of all time 3
The Pen Addict Trying to talk about Sailor less 2
The Pen Addict This pen is stunning; and I ordered it 0
The Pen Addict Have you seen this pen? 1
The Pen Addict Something a little extra 0
The Pen Addict It doesn't make sense, right? 0
The Pen Addict Anyone can just come and hang outs 0
The Pen Addict More Money than I was Willing to Spend 1
Upgrade Siri Chill Out 2
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Upgrade Drive Over It in my Steamroller 0
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Upgrade How Does Apple Feel About It? 0
Upgrade Dice Rolling Not YET Your Life's Work 2
Upgrade Little Thing, but I Think It's Important 0
Upgrade Doubt Anyone Will Notice 0
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Connected It made me laugh 0
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Connected It's Time to Move on 0
Connected Set of thoughts, which are mine 0
Connected I can do it with one hand 0
Connected That's a folding phone my friends 0
Connected Tired of Running Betas 0
Connected Not Gonna be that Long Text-Wise 0
Connected Another Weird Tattoo 0
Connected I Hadn't Even Thought of That 0
Connected I'm the Cheif Rickie 0
Connected Exhibit A, Your Honor 1
Connected Who do you think you are talking to? 0
Connected I Accept It 0
Connected I'm from the South Too 2
Connected My Accent is Italian 0
Analog(ue) Recursive Loop 1
Analog(ue) Topics for Shows 0
Analog(ue) Feels like a Hobby to Me 0
Analog(ue) Multiple Thousands of Words 1
Analog(ue) Really good for the brain 2
Analog(ue) the Greater Construct of the World 1
Analog(ue) Metaphor or Synonym or Whatever 1
Analog(ue) Plenty of Theoretical Knowledge 1
Analog(ue) Occasionally Flex 0
Analog(ue) Part of the fun, quote unquote 1
Connected Download While I'm Talking 0
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Connected Pour TV OS into my Body 5
Connected You didn't say yes 0
Connected Are you Ready? 0
Connected You Know I am the TVOS Guy 0
Connected Welcome to the Myke Hurley Review 5
Connected Your Good Friend 0
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Connected That's Very Specific 0
Connected Relatively Easy and Stable and Fast 0
Connected Easier than Setting up the iPhone 0
Connected Fix it in Post 0
Connected We all have a Ricky on the Side 0
Connected Three Hundred and Twelve Thousand Dollars 0
Connected Tables have turned 0
Connected Folding Stuff is the Future! 0
Connected Is it written in crayon? 0
Connected Forget about 13.2 0
Connected This how the olds talk? 0
Upgrade Obsolete Some Time in the Future 3
Upgrade There will Always be New iPhones 2
Upgrade Three Times Faster on Multi-Core 0
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Upgrade Begging Apple for This 1
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Upgrade Bad Software 1
Upgrade And Then You Wait... 1
Upgrade Some of Those People Exist 1
Connected Computer Thing on my Wrist 1
Connected That's the Look for Me 1
Connected I Think It Looks Very Cool 0
Connected I Bought an Apple Watch, You Happy? 1
Connected They Will Not Stop 0
Connected It Could Trick You 1
Connected Which is Bananas 0
Connected This is my phone 0
Connected It looked real pretty 0
Connected Yes, It Will Do That To You 1
Connected It Got Me 0
Connected Forever Now 0
Connected New Phones Time 1
Connected Improvement to Everyone's Lives 1
The Pen Addict Fountain Pen Sized 1
The Pen Addict Inksplosion 1
The Pen Addict Good Fountain Pen Hygiene 1
The Pen Addict That is Fun, I Like That 0
The Pen Addict Businessy Things 0
The Pen Addict Play Along at Home 1
The Pen Addict Something in the Notes 1
The Pen Addict Not Gonna Lie 1
The Pen Addict Feel Pretty Good About That 1
The Pen Addict The Timelines Have Changed 1
The Pen Addict How Many More do I Order? 1
The Pen Addict I Can't Keep These Things in Stock 1
The Pen Addict I think I worked it out 1
The Pen Addict Screaming for a Double Ribbon Bookmark 1
The Pen Addict You Can Mess it Up 1
The Pen Addict Make Your Own 0
The Pen Addict Change Your Mind 0
The Pen Addict Just Begin 1
The Pen Addict Just Change it 0
The Pen Addict Hype Train 1
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The Pen Addict Stoked and Joked 3
The Pen Addict What's Gonna Make Brad Use This? 1
The Pen Addict Enjoy Filling Out These Pages 0
The Pen Addict This is the Meat of the Notebook 1
The Pen Addict I have other issues 0
The Pen Addict It's All Exceptional 1
The Pen Addict Only Sparingly Listen 1
The Pen Addict I don't think that is the product for me 1
The Pen Addict I'm Pretty Sure It's a Word 0
The Pen Addict Don't Understand the Colors 1
The Pen Addict This was a Big Deal 0
The Pen Addict Best Day of my Career 1
The Pen Addict Mind so Blown 2
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Upgrade Very Impressed with the Battery Life 0
Upgrade That's what I did 0
Upgrade Design is Slippery 3
Upgrade Beautiful Objects 0
Upgrade Surprised me with the green 1
Upgrade Non-Curse Words 1
Connected Please Come and Hang Out 0
Connected People Muttering Things to Me 1
Connected They Still Sell It?!? 0
Connected That's Just What My Life Is 2
Connected It's a Big Boy 1
Connected They Better Do It 0
Connected It Looks Legit 0
Connected My Plan is to Attack These Places 1
Connected Selling it Begrudgingly 0
Connected Am I Just Touching It? 1
Connected Experience it in Store 0
Connected Under my Desk 1
Connected I don't do anything 2
Connected I'm Aware, Yes. 2
Connected Ironic Tiny Topic 1
Connected No Spoilers 0
Upgrade GOLD! 1
Upgrade I'm Kinda a Blue Guy 1
Upgrade *finger gun noises* 1
Upgrade Somebody Else is on That One 0
Upgrade Keen to Try it Out 1
Upgrade We Get to Say What We Think 1
Upgrade Little Did we Know 1
Upgrade I want to be able to pick 0
Upgrade Adult Oriented Themes 5
Upgrade Well this is just Game of Thrones 0
Upgrade Maybe You're on an Android Device 2
Upgrade It Has to See Me 1
Upgrade Gonna be in Every iPhone 1
Upgrade I appreciate your commitment 1
Upgrade Probably a Piece of Metal 1
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Connected Ugly Duckling-y 1
Connected Yaboy Wanted Clear Cases 1
Connected Very Upset about That 0
Connected Doubling Down on Gold 1
Connected Let's Talk about the Rickies 2
Connected Let's Talk abut the Rickies 2
Connected All Signs Would Point To AR 0
Connected Like Playgrounds 0
Connected SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS *Include echos* 0
Connected It's Gone Mad Over There 1
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Upgrade A Little Bit Thicker 3
Upgrade Didn't have my Calipers 1
Upgrade The Highest in Any Apple Product 1
Upgrade I don't know what I was seeing 1
Upgrade Back in the Conversation 0
Upgrade I would say no, but... 0
Upgrade What do these look like? 1
Connected Doesn't Make Me Sound like an Idiot 0
Connected Home Full of HomePods 0
Connected Pretty Gross I Think 0
Connected What's Happened Then? 1
Connected Releasable State 1
Connected Quite a Day, Yesterday 1
Connected I Have So Many Questions, So Many Questions 1
Connected Little Smoother, More Intuitive 1
Connected But, Who Knows? 0
Connected Certain it will Launch by End of the Year 1
Connected Folding Phone News for Some Reason 1
Connected Guess Why? They have a Console 0
Connected Pop Up On My Timeline 1
Connected I Love You, but You are Way Too Hardcore 0
Connected Did They Change the Name of This? 0
Connected I'm Over Space Grey 1
Connected I'm Just Intrigued 0
Upgrade The Rumors and then the Dream 1
Upgrade All of Their Dreams 0
Upgrade Tighten things up 0
Upgrade General Recipe of the iMac 1
The Pen Addict I Think They Are Making This Up 0
The Pen Addict London Does Not Count 0
The Pen Addict First Time Here 0
The Pen Addict I had to kill it 0
The Pen Addict You're not my best friend anymore 0
The Pen Addict Something Brad 0
Analog(ue) It Is Incredible 0
Analog(ue) Literally Yesterday 1
Analog(ue) Just Said Hi 0
Analog(ue) Now I Know He's Here 1
Analog(ue) Creeped Out By It 0
Analog(ue) I don't know if I should tell this story 1
Analog(ue) Reincarnate RSS 2
Analog(ue) I Prefer Fortunate 3
Analog(ue) Start a Coup 1
Analog(ue) Unbelievable Achievement 1
Analog(ue) Nicest People Ever 1
Analog(ue) Right Place Right Time 2
Analog(ue) Will It Into Existence 0
Analog(ue) Channel My Inner Inquisitive 0
Analog(ue) Not Many Heroic Scenarios 1
Analog(ue) You Should Be Feeling Better 2
Analog(ue) Stop Doing What You're Doing 1
Analog(ue) I Knew I Was Moving 0
Analog(ue) Quite Broad 0
Analog(ue) Your Bottom Was The Problem 0
Analog(ue) Lots of Puzzled Sounds 3
Analog(ue) Give You Something Extra 1
Analog(ue) I Say That on All My Shows 0
Analog(ue) Years of Content 1
Upgrade He Will Put Tape On It 3
Upgrade Back Those Up A Lot 0
Upgrade I Don't Want to Freak Everybody Out 1
Upgrade Clearly from 1999 0
Upgrade Eight People in a Conference Room 1
Upgrade Actually Broke Things 0
Upgrade I Don't Want Them to Sync 2
Upgrade I Keep Lots of Big Files 1
Upgrade Very Exciting as a Thing that Exists 4
Upgrade Ten Hours is not All Day 7
Upgrade Tiny Swype Keyboard 0
Upgrade Some of my Favorite Things 1
Upgrade Share The Love 0
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Upgrade Not the End of the World 3
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Upgrade Money Per Minute 0
Upgrade The iPhone Does Not Slip 1
Upgrade Contingency Plans to Ship the iPhone 0
Upgrade The Problem with All of This 1
Upgrade People That Pay Attention 1
Upgrade A Complete Mess 1
Upgrade Roll With It 1
Upgrade More Usable Than I Thought 1
Upgrade I'm Not Really Judging Here... 1
Upgrade Don't Ask Me About Speed 1
Upgrade The Beta-Cycle Right Now 0
Upgrade Untouched by Betas 1
Upgrade My Apple Watch Remains Untouched 1
Upgrade The Streaming Wars are Over 0
Upgrade Basically Changed Everything for Everyone 1
Upgrade Spot on the Money 2
Upgrade Some Stuff Happened 1
Upgrade It's There If You Want It 1
Upgrade That's Why. Because They Didn't. 1
Upgrade Thank You For Corrections Voice 1
Upgrade I Think You Will Find 0
Upgrade Updates Every Ten Minutes 0
Upgrade Expected to be Drafting 0
Upgrade The Snell Zone 0
Upgrade With the Lasers 0
Upgrade Ipad advocates, not iPad exclusives 1
Connected You never bring me flowers, I know that 0
Connected Seems like a Bot 0
Connected Slack Can't Bother Me On It 0
Connected No, it's fashion 1
Connected On My Body Every Day 0
Connected I'm playing in the very low band 1
Connected Today I'm Watching Myke 1
Connected An Ugly Refrigerator 1
Connected They still look like little computers 1
Connected I like looking at pictures of watches 1
Connected No Judgement Zone 1
Connected Left it Behind Over a Year Ago 1
Connected I have to sneeze. that's Good. 0
Connected Who's letting them do all this? 1
Connected Dissed Filemaker 0
Connected When I Woke Up From Blacking Out 1
Connected No One Can Stop Me 1
Connected Get Paid to Hack The Mac 1
Connected Grey Hat Conference 0
Connected I guess they would know 0
Connected They Hand You a Bag of Gold 1
Connected Put on your Cool Hat and you have Your Cool Whip 0
Connected No, I Think of Pirates 2
Connected The Secret Sauce Won't Get Out 1
Connected Avoid That As Long As Possible 1
Connected Debt is a strange thing 1
Connected Actual Cash Back 0
Connected Rolling Out of Me 1
Connected Conceptual Conception 1
Connected I'm Probably Going to Put it on My Body 1
The Pen Addict They go where the action is 0
The Pen Addict It's in my Hand Right Now 0
The Pen Addict I Don't Care What Those Things Are 0
Connected Enormous Things to be Excited About 1
Connected Down the Evolution 0
Connected In News Plus, Accidentally 0
Connected Apple Made Some Money 0
Connected Brief Ticci Teaches 1
Connected Not the Most Stable Beta 0
Connected Why do you need it? 0
Connected This isn't good, but it is clearly the future 0
Connected Whether they like it or not 0
Connected Know it's bad, but really want to use it 1
Connected Doomed Fate 1
Connected Folding Phones made by Other Companies 1
Connected I got up pretty early 0
Connected Small Flex but Okay 0
Connected Thiiiick Salt Crystal 0
Connected Sizable Grain of Salt 0
Connected Don't know what it supports at all 0
Connected See How Much I Know about Macintosh Computers 1
Connected I Have Literally No Idea What He is Talking About 2
Connected Back in Podcast Form 0
Connected Joins the History Books 0
Connected It Weighed Sixteen ponds 1
Connected Still Ridiculous 0
Connected Part of Me Will Enjoy That 0
Connected What Outline do I Control? 0
Connected The Mac Cowboy 3
Connected Well, I know how to do that 0
Connected Trolling the Tables 0
Connected Back to Restore Order 0
The Pen Addict Ditch you at the table 1
The Pen Addict And Sanity Purposes 1
The Pen Addict Not all of us were built for that 1
The Pen Addict He is Legit 1
Upgrade All about the Pineapple, Myke 2
Upgrade They can print money 0
Upgrade I can subscribe to this conspiracy theory 2
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